SUNBURN FIRM – SCALE AGGRESSIVELY WITHOUT BANKS, TAXES OR PAYMENT PROCESSORS HOLDING MONEY (LEGAL)

If you have an online business or are in the middle of your own personal “bull run” cash flow but you’re stressing out over:
How you’re going to hand over half your money to the taxman like he is your boss.
How you’re one little chargeback away from having Stripe, PayPal etc. abruptly holding your money hostage even if you did nothing wrong.
How the bank will sentence you to at least half a year of poverty by closing your account if you don’t have dozens of invoices and contracts.
How the above BS feels like a trap that’s actively choking the real revenue you could be making but aren’t…
Then pay close attention.
You’re about to unlock the alpha on how to finally get away with running what you really want to run…
How you really want to run it in the most aggressive manner without anyone getting in the way of your money.
[Even if you’ve been blacklisted and had funds completely lost before]

WHAT’S IN IT FOR YOU: THE MOST IMPORTANT NEXT 20 MINUTES OF YOUR YEAR

– You will find out what makes your cash flow bulletproof against anything.

You will find out how to have infinite “Fresh starts” in the form of untaxable bank accounts and processors so you can hit the same lick over and over and over and over…

You will cash the fxck out right before the wagies at compliance run to their desks to ban you and snatch your money away (Bye bye 120+ day holds).

You will spend your money in the most careless manner not giving a fxck knowing you have plan B, C, D, E, F, G… Z if you get shut down overnight knowing your cushy Dubai/Marbella/Miami lifestyle is insured and guaranteed.

You will focus purely on printing as hard as you can in a day like you’re robbing the bank (And not paying a single cent in taxes).

DESTROYED OVERNIGHT.

To my guy here, it didn’t matter how clean his business was.
How much he played by the book.
How many of the increasingly insufferable hoops he had to jump through.
His entire net worth got caught in the line of fire and burnt.
And you? You could be next.
It’s not about if you get rekt…
But when will you get rekt and what will you do?

HOW BANKS AND PAYMENT PROCESSORS SCREW YOU OUT OF YOUR MOST LAVISH AND DEGENMAXXED MATERIALISTIC DREAMS BY NUKING YOUR REVENUE

Your agency is receiving large and well deserved payments? “Justify these suspicious wireswithin 24 hours or else.”

Hitting 4, 5 figure days? “Send pictures of your products so we see it’s real. Immediately.”Got a chargeback from a salty customer? “You’re a scammer. Account under review untilfurther notice. All payments halted.”

And then out of nowhere…

Funds on hold. Bankrupt overnight. Back to square zero with a negative balance.

More than 180 days to see a single dollar. Basically lost it all. Can’t do anything about it.Transactions marked as fraudulent.

Payments abruptly halted out of nowhere.

All money you made, refunded.

Your bank? Getting the banhammer ready.

All of this while others are swooping in to take your customers’ money while you anxiously wait fora reply email from the support team.

AND IT WILL GET WAY HARDER NOW THAT THEY HAVE CUTTING EDGE Al SYSTEMS ACTIVELY PLAYING AGAINST YOU

What’s happening in 2025 is making it impossible to get rich as fast as possible:

1. Visa and Mastercard have this secret database called the “MATCH List” that’s designed to blacklist you from ever accepting payments no matter how many LLCs and business ideas and websites you spin up.
2. They know it’s you even if you do your best at hiding, or playing nice this time. Your IP, your name, your address, what phone you’ve used to log in, etc. They know more than you think with algorithms you’ve never heard of.
3. The moment a little detail slips out or you get flagged for any reason… it’s over. You’re banned for good and they will never tell you. No warning, no second chance, just sudden income death.
4. If you do want to get off the list you have to dish out between $5,000 and $10,000 in lawyer fees and hope they even care to respond to your appeal (Word from eCom bros and marketing bros: They NEVER respond!
5. You have to wait five years to be in the green again, and at that point you will have wasted the best years of the online money to stack as much cash as possible and it will be too late to start again.

JUST THIS WEEK…

– Some eCom guy has had his funds swatted and seized while he was sleeping.

– Someone took a chargeback on Stripe and they refunded their entire MRR in an instantdestroying six months of hard work.

– PayPal has implemented a new highly hostile Al algo that is extremely trigger happy to flag anything as suspicious and they don’t care because they will still get their fees paid that come out of your wallet.

– Dozens of new killers have joined the MATCH list without even them knowing and they will never taste how it feels to make too much money, too fast ever again. (Are you next?)

AND THAT’S JUST THE START BECAUSE IN OCTOBER (LESS THAN SIX MONTHS AWAY)…

1. NewAl-based anti-fraud startups are onboarding as many banks as possible to scan all your transactions to detect foul play.. even when there isn’t!
2.  New algos will automatically decide to freeze your funds because they don’t understand that you’re built different so it looks like something super shady to them.
3. Banks and processors will share databases of “bad actors” (Read: Hungry, driven killers) to keep them away from their money as far away as possible for the longest amount of time.
4. Fund seizure periods will be much longer, up to a year (Imagine if you were in jail for a year?)

AND DON’T FORGET ABOUT TAXES.

Thought it ended there when getting rekt?Here’s how it will get much worse for you if you’re not smart about it:

1. You will make 4, 5, 6 figures with a successful scheme.

2. Stripeor whoever who already has your name will report it to the IRS or the local authority(EU/UK VAT anyone?) in your location (Stripe is available in 46 countries across North America and Europe and Asia and they will 100% snitch on you to the government).
3. They will seize your funds.
4. You WILL be left hanging with a multi-thousand tax bill you can’t write off and you can only fight back by losing even more money hiring accountants and tax lawyers that are not guaranteed to fix it.
5. Best-case scenario you’re left with negative money and a traumatizing experience. Worst case scenario… well someone will knock on your door.

How is this not a losing game when you’re trying to get as rich as possible as fast aspossible in 2025?!

Banned or not banned, taxes are something you won’t be able to escape by normal means..

WHY YOU NEED A SYSTEM RIGGING THE GAME IN YOUR FAVOR BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER WIN ON YOUR OWN IF YOU WANT FAST MONEY IN 2025

1. Because taxes are directly stealing money from you, your future and everything you want for yourself.
2. Because payment processors will still earn their fees from your own money even after they crush your business (Literally read any post on Twitter about how excruciating it is for PayPal or Stripe or whoever to seize all your funds and never getting an answer from them).
3. Because banks, card networks, processors do not care about you. They will rugpull you to put themselves first.

When you play poker the house always wins.

So instead of letting them be the judge, jury and executioner of your money…

What if you rigged the odds in your favor and beat the house every single time?

AFTER THIS YOU WILL HOLD THE UNBREAKABLE POWER TO…

1. Set up unlimited clean slate companies with clean slate identities to never be truly shut down.
2. Wash funds so no bank questions it.
3. Cash out safely and anonymously before the taxman and the banks/processors catch up.
4. Store your loot in a place no one can ever reach (and NO, it’s NOT a crypto wallet).
5. Rinse and repeat until you feel too guilty about yourself.
6. Take advantage of the “Untaxable time window” every company has that accountants are nottelling you about because it’s better for their business to keep you in the dark.

BEWARE: THIS IS NOT…

– A course on how to play nice and grow a brand (You want money now).
– A shill of some white labeled agency BS service you’re going to pay upper four figures for.
– Some recycled “Russian Telegram” method reposted a million times on Twitter by larpers.
– Anything that makes you look like a simp for approval like a puppy to platforms and application processes (No more, you’re in charge now).
The absolute sole purpose of this is for you to get away with the most careless, greedy operations you really want to get away with.

INSTEAD OF FIGHTING A WAR FOR YOUR CASH THAT YOU’LLLOSE EVERY SINGLE TIME… IMAGINE HAVING THIS:

1. Anunlimited supply of “Paper CEOs” that represent you, get you approved for everything andeven take the hit for you while all you do is cash the money out.
2. So many backup processors you can earn hard, cash out fast and leave them to get seizedwithout a single cent to be frozen while you set up the next one to rinse and repeat.
3. The extremely powerful skill to be back up and running in 48 hours if a bank account orprocessor gets closed no matter what.
4. The power to blast through most “Account review” and pull your money back from processorsand banks’ dirty hands.
5. The way to cash out to crypto or your real bank account and keep 100% of your profits with 0%tax.
6. A “reset button” that they can never take away and that you can press infinity times.

IT’S EASIER THAN YOU THINK BECAUSE WE ALREADY DID THESCHEMING FOR YOU

Here are the five exploits you’ll be abusing the hell out of for fun and profit:

The Fresh Identity Exploit

(Costed me around $10,000 to find the perfect source after getting burned by plugs a bunch of times)

1. How to generate as many identities that are not in any blacklist, previously detected by Alsystems, and ready to start an online business like it’s your first time.
2. The one country that is exempt from almost ALL regulations that make getting approved for banks and processors very hard unless you have multiple passports (This makes it very easy to farm).
3. How to turn an identity into a real document that passes Al system checks.

The Shell Company Exploit

(Had to hire five figures worth of seasoned tax law and accounting knowledge to have these two loopholes revealed to me)

4. How to farm “Clean slate always” companies that are legitimately registered with the US govthat look perfect to processors and banks so you can start and restart cash flow in days.
5. Setting things up in 48 hours with two loopholes they haven’t patched in five years.
6. The business headquarters in the US you never have to show up to but does all the legal compliance for you (No need to invest in real estate or rent offices or hire people).
7. Getting a certified endorsement from the IRS to look perfect to banks and processors and separating your real name from the taxable entity.
8. Why it’s impossible for the taxman to collect money from the shell companies you start with the exploit. (This works for corporate income tax, sales tax, VAT in any country)

The Banking Trinity Exploit

(Lost $350,000+ in freezes and seizures before learning what’s the most lowkey setup – The hard way)

9. The 3-account banking structure that connects Europe and North America and even crypto you can cash out fast to anywhere you want even to crypto in two very specific ways.
10. The country in Europe that issues an account number to anyone.
11. The bank that will approve your business as long as you have a pretty website.
12. Moving funds between Europe and America smoothly.
13. The pre-curated documents to justify any transaction no matter how big or suspicious and get cleared by the anti-money laundering team.
14. The single reason why these bank accounts can not be taxed thanks to the laziest loophole of all time (As revealed by an IRS insider).

The Offshore Backdoor Exploit

(Four figures to enter the club, but that’s the price to save a fortune and keep it in your hands)

15. Our very own connection in Puerto Rico: A bank rank by the Chinese which has direct access to the New York Federal Reserve since 2017. You get a real American routing and account number, all they ask is for a “pay to win” fee and some light questions (They don’t care where your money is coming from).

16. What bank is it and how to get in contact with them.

17. What do you have to say to establish a connection.

18. The three simple things they need from you to hide your money.